You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Randomize
