I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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