I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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