So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
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just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
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She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.