I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
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