hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
