wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
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I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
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At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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