I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
i think i just naturally attract stoners
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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