I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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