If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
We need to rekindle our bromance
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
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