Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Less talking, more tequila
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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