I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
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you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I think a kid would responsible me up
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it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
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