Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
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i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
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OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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