Its about making memories worth repressing
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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