Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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