Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
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