32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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