these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
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OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
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He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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