You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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