Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
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I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
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Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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