He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
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I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
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I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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