ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
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he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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