i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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