I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
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