at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
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The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
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I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
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