nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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