chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
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Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
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Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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