I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
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I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
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Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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