Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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