hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
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His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
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We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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