She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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