I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
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I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
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I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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