I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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