Well douche your snatch and let's go!
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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