it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
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