my phone cant type all the emotion im having
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
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I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
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And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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