You don't have asthma, your pregnant
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
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I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
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How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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