Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
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