No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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