Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
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