No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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