I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
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the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
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You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
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