We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
i believe in u and ur pee
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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