its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
Randomize
