Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
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