My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
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yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
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third nipple confirmed
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial