and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
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Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
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How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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