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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  "Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!

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• (714): View more from California

  Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life

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  It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me

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• (727): View more from Florida

  man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  You should frame my arrest warrant.

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