I'm lost and stupid without you.
OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Shame is for Republicans.
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