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• (404): View more from Georgia

  My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever

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• (206): View more from Washington

  you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Used tampon in my purse. That from you?

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• (904): View more from Florida

  The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.

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• (347): View more from New York

  CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.

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• (352): View more from Florida

  I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.

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• (845): View more from New York

  Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk

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• (509): View more from Washington

  I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.

  (419): View more from Ohio

  You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.

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