hell yes lets make some ravioli
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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