Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i barfeds in our rink
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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