im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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