Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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