I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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