you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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