How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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