your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
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perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
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